Silas Fangs

Silas Fangs
“How to Suck It The Way God Wants”
The Christian Vampires Guide to Wealth and Prosperity
America’s #1 Vampire Evangelist
Christian Vampire Ministries

Join the Reverend Silas Fangs, America’s #1 Vampire Evangelist for an evening of spiritual awakening with magnetic vampiric charisma as he teaches you how to suck the everlasting spring of opportunity dry. Let Reverend Fangs be your guide over the pitfalls and promises of prosperity.  

Ticket Prices 

$10 “The Redeemed” Lets you join the congregation 

$20 “The Prophets” Puts your name in Silas’s private telepathy to god (prayers) and heals your memaws minor disability.  

$100 “Lazarus” Saves your soul forever amen. No refunds.

TO PURCHASE TICKETS: Please click on the showtime under the date you wish to attend.

• All events are 21+
• Please arrive NO LATER than 15 minutes before show start time.
• All seating is first come, first served. Please arrive early to ensure your party can be seated together.
• If you do not arrive by 15 minutes after show start time, your tickets may expire and we cannot guarantee that your seats will still be available.
• There is NO item minimum for attending shows, however we do offer a full bar selection, mocktails and other non-alcoholic options, as well a a rotating selection of snacks.

Planet of the Tapes specializes in table service, with a convenient silent ordering system. Instead of leaving your table to get in line at a busy bar, just fill out a ticket with your drink order and a server will promptly and quietly bring your drinks to the table. We're a small room, and we're not overcrowded. You'll be no more than 25 feet away from your favorite performer.

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